Update: 2012/5/11 23:30:00 (Update)
| Rate: 3/30
Chavon Taylor is a nasty tit slut who likes to wiggle and jiggle her big jugs and lick the precum off the tip of your cock. "Nothing gives me more pleasure than pleasing a man with my boobs. They're my best asset. Squeeze them together and my cleavage is just as tight and fuckable as my pussy," Chavon said. No man's cock is safe from her titty tornado, just like her tits aren't safe from loads of cum that spray all over them. But that's okay, Chavon can handle it. In fact, she loves it.
There are certain Man Laws that guys cannot break, no matter what the circumstances. For example, guys DO NOT watch chick flicks and cry. Another one is that guys DO NOT drink lite beer. Every guy knows that there is NO cuddling after sex unless you are paralyzed and she is assisting you the hospital. All men should understand that two guys do not share the same umbrella, even if there is a deluge going on. It is understood by all dudes that it is not acceptable to own a tiny dog of any breed, ever. And lastly, men do not take bubble baths. That is, of course, unless that bubble bath is with a woman who is of the big-tit persuasion and is promising to jerk you off with not only her hands but with those giant bags o' fun, too. And that woman has to be reigning cock expert and nut-sac draining specialist, Candace Von. It is only under these exact conditions that the no bubble bath law can be circumvented. Thank goodness this guy found that loophole that allowed him to frolic in the suds with Candace, otherwise he might have missed out on what can only be described as the best tits and tug job of all time. Not only does Candace know how to make a cock erupt, she is probably one of the nastiest bitches ever. Of course that's nasty in a good way. Her dirty talk will have you stiff in a heartbeat and cumming in two shakes...or strokes, depending on your style.
Just look at Brandy Talore's bouncy bust, heaving up and down as she makes her way down this nice suburban street. (Just like you we are wondering where the fuck this is because we certainly don't get to see juggs jogging around our quiet neighborhood.) And then she bumps into this ogling onlooker and instead of telling him to stop checking her out, she actually lets him train with her and then, in exchange for helping her work out, she helps him rub one out with her chesticles.
Just another example of neighbors helping neighbors.
What do you get when you give an uber hottie like Veronica Rayne a hotel room, some lube, a porn stud and the instructions like, 'Show us what you can do with those tits, sweetie..." and then you start rolling? You get a fuckin' hot tug job on film, that's what. Veronica was so into giving the tug job that she just spontaneously started talking dirty. And if you thought she was just a good pair of porno titties, you have to get a load of her naughty talk. Let's put it this way, her dirty ramblings will make you want to drop your load on her tits, her face and in that potty mouth of hers. She works cock with lots of gusto and who doesn't like a girl who is excited about holding and rubbing your junk? What else is good about Ms. Rayne? We'd venture to say that she is a hard worker. Ever nail one of those work, twerk and jerk hos that takes charge of your cock and lets you sit back, relax and get fucked? That's exactly how Veronica handles this package. She is on it the minute it comes in the room until the moment it cums and we like commending diligence like that. So here's a cock up for you, Veronica. Way to go...ho.
What can we say about April McKenzie? For starters, she is a natural, and by that we are referring to her tits and her ability to choke a guy's chicken with her massive bosoms. You see, April is a Southern girl, straight out of Georgia. And although she isn't packin' tiny peaches, this Georgia peach was raised to be a sweet, accommodating, soft-spoken belle. What that means is that she is a lady in every sense of the word, but only when she is in public. You see, what we have learned about these demure Southern girls is this: They love to fuck and suck and twerk and jerk cock. It's the whole forbidden desires thing. You tell a chick with big tits that she has to be prim and proper and before long, she is looking to get her trim properly pounded. It's science. Check out April rockin' her socks off in this tit-to-dick, pud-pounding performance. She may look like the girl-next-door, but she handles the cock like the call girl down the block.
Goldie Blair reminds us of one of those way-too-hot young moms you might see at one of your kids' back-to-school/meet-the-parents nights. You know the type...smokin' hot, bored, smokin' hot, looks like she needs to be pounded, smokin' hot, and sporting some knockers that you just know she is dying to wrap around a cock. (Possibly your cock, depending on if you can score some one-on-one time with her.) That's why it's not too unbelievable that a chick this hot would be lounging by the pool in a teeny white bikini that consists of two triangular nipple patches and one tiny piece of ass floss. You see, this is the type of chick they write all those Desperate Housewife shows about. She is so bored that the minute she gets a chance to jerk off the young pool guy or the well-hung UPS dude, this type of woman jumps at the chance. Not because she can't fuck anyone else, but because she lives in a glass cage and she just wants to be reminded of her younger, free days when she ho'ed it up with everyone who came her way. So, do a little public service next time you bump into a smokin' hot chick like Goldie Blair. Offer her your cock to jerk and tug. It will make her day and she will make you spray.
Kianna Dior is one big-titted, Asian, dirty-talking, tit & cock spitting-on, perverted, nasty, slutty chick. And we mean that in a good way. We mean it as a compliment. We are not sure if it's the way she talks (She sounds like the schoolgirl that she is dressed up as.), or if it's the way she proceeds to go from feigned innocence to scandalous whore in 2.5 seconds flat, but one thing is for sure, if you EVER get the chance to get a thorough tit-fucking from Ms. Dior, do it. This chick has an endless supply of spit for your dick and her tits. She starts salivating on her titties before she is even undressed, and by the time she has this cock in her clutches, she has already lubed up her tits and hands with enough saliva to jack and tug an entire football team.
Don't you just love slop-jobs that are wet and slick and good for your dick?
Yeah, we do, too.
Puma Swede has unbelievably huge mams and a barely understandable accent that is 75 percent hot and 25 percent S&M-like...and that could still be a little hot, sometimes, right? This blonde bombshell likes to tease with her tatas, so she was excited to hop in this tub of bubbles and rub on her bosoms, her pussy and a cock...all in that order. What we like the best about Puma is that like the ferocious cat she is named for, she likes to pursue and then pounce on her beau like he is prey. And boy, is she masterful. When Puma rack-jacks your dick, she makes sure that you know SHE is in charge. If you don't, she manhandles your dick and then lets you know who the fuck she is. But she will do it with that thick accent, so our advice is just tune her out and nod, and let her proceed to rub her melons on your meat until you coat them.
What do you get when you give an uber hottie like Veronica Rayne a hotel room, some lube, a porn stud and the instructions like, 'Show us what you can do with those tits, sweetie..." and then you start rolling? You get a fuckin' hot tug job on film, that's what. Veronica was so into giving the tug job that she just spontaneously started talking dirty. And if you thought she was just a good pair of porno titties, you have to get a load of her naughty talk. Let's put it this way, her dirty ramblings will make you want to drop your load on her tits, her face and in that potty mouth of hers. She works cock with lots of gusto and who doesn't like a girl who is excited about holding and rubbing your junk? What else is good about Ms. Rayne? We'd venture to say that she is a hard worker. Ever nail one of those work, twerk and jerk hos that takes charge of your cock and lets you sit back, relax and get fucked? That's exactly how Veronica handles this package. She is on it the minute it comes in the room until the moment it cums and we like commending diligence like that. So here's a cock up for you, Veronica. Way to go...ho.
Do you have one of those better halves that says things like, "All you do is watch sports! Stop watching T.V.! Go mow the lawn! Go fix something! You never spend time with me! Spend time with the kids! Get off your ass and do something!"? Yeah, we know the type. Mrs. Nagging McNaggerson. Imagine if instead of busting your balls about spending a little time in Couch Potato Land, your better half helped you bust a nut all over said couch. Wouldn't that be nicer? Wouldn't it be better if instead of demanding that you do something, she whipped her tits out and told you that she was going to do you with them? Check out Chavon as she does just that and maybe, just maybe, show this video to your better half. And when she says, "What the fuck is this? Porn!" and starts yelling at you, you just tell her it's an educational video intended to "make your relationship about satisfying each other's emotional and physical needs." She should, in theory, get down on her knees and starting jerking your cock with her mammaries. However, in case that you fall into the 63% of guys' that this doesn't work for and she goes crazy, then we suggest you run out and start mowing that lawn ASAP, buddy, cause you're in deep shit.
