Update: 2012/5/11 23:30:00 (Update)
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Do you have one of those better halves that says things like, "All you do is watch sports! Stop watching T.V.! Go mow the lawn! Go fix something! You never spend time with me! Spend time with the kids! Get off your ass and do something!"? Yeah, we know the type. Mrs. Nagging McNaggerson. Imagine if instead of busting your balls about spending a little time in Couch Potato Land, your better half helped you bust a nut all over said couch. Wouldn't that be nicer? Wouldn't it be better if instead of demanding that you do something, she whipped her tits out and told you that she was going to do you with them? Check out Chavon as she does just that and maybe, just maybe, show this video to your better half. And when she says, "What the fuck is this? Porn!" and starts yelling at you, you just tell her it's an educational video intended to "make your relationship about satisfying each other's emotional and physical needs." She should, in theory, get down on her knees and starting jerking your cock with her mammaries. However, in case that you fall into the 63% of guys' that this doesn't work for and she goes crazy, then we suggest you run out and start mowing that lawn ASAP, buddy, cause you're in deep shit.
Some people head out to the pool for some sun and some people head out to the pool to get their workout on and do some exercise. But not Soleil Hughes. She heads out to the pool to jack off this guy with her meaty tits and eager hands. We assume that the benefits of this location are obvious but just in case, we want to remind all of you potential tug-ees that having a chick drain your nuts by the pool is great. First of all, she will be in the water and won't get overheated. Secondly, you can just dunk her in the pool and rinse her off once you coat her in your spunk. And in case she cannot make a sufficient amount of spit to lube your dick, she can always use that pool water to aide her hands and hoots in their cock-milking. Now that you know this, you should head out to the poolside immediately with the busty lady of your choice and get to stroking!
What can we say about April McKenzie? For starters, she is a natural, and by that we are referring to her tits and her ability to choke a guy's chicken with her massive bosoms. You see, April is a Southern girl, straight out of Georgia. And although she isn't packin' tiny peaches, this Georgia peach was raised to be a sweet, accommodating, soft-spoken belle. What that means is that she is a lady in every sense of the word, but only when she is in public. You see, what we have learned about these demure Southern girls is this: They love to fuck and suck and twerk and jerk cock. It's the whole forbidden desires thing. You tell a chick with big tits that she has to be prim and proper and before long, she is looking to get her trim properly pounded. It's science. Check out April rockin' her socks off in this tit-to-dick, pud-pounding performance. She may look like the girl-next-door, but she handles the cock like the call girl down the block.
Don't you love getting something for nothing? We sure do. It's wonderful to just receive and not have to give back. For example, Alexis Silver is horny and so is this lucky bastard right here. So, instead of demanding that he eat her pussy and finger her, and get her all worked up and make her cum repeatedly, she says, "Hey baby, let's put MY needs on the back burner and let me take care of YOU." So, she pleasures him with her rack and her wonderful, nubile hands. She even sucks on his balls (and we all know how difficult it is to get a no-strings-attached balls-sucking these days, eh?) and lets him finger her tight asshole, too. And when he throws his head back and lets it rain man sauce all over her, Alexis says thanks and that is that. She doesn't say, "Hold me," or, "Can you get me a tissue and glass of water?" Nope. She just says, "Thanks for the cum," and plays with it. Talk about being a giver. Alexis is an angel in our books.
Goldie Blair reminds us of one of those way-too-hot young moms you might see at one of your kids' back-to-school/meet-the-parents nights. You know the type...smokin' hot, bored, smokin' hot, looks like she needs to be pounded, smokin' hot, and sporting some knockers that you just know she is dying to wrap around a cock. (Possibly your cock, depending on if you can score some one-on-one time with her.) That's why it's not too unbelievable that a chick this hot would be lounging by the pool in a teeny white bikini that consists of two triangular nipple patches and one tiny piece of ass floss. You see, this is the type of chick they write all those Desperate Housewife shows about. She is so bored that the minute she gets a chance to jerk off the young pool guy or the well-hung UPS dude, this type of woman jumps at the chance. Not because she can't fuck anyone else, but because she lives in a glass cage and she just wants to be reminded of her younger, free days when she ho'ed it up with everyone who came her way. So, do a little public service next time you bump into a smokin' hot chick like Goldie Blair. Offer her your cock to jerk and tug. It will make her day and she will make you spray.
Hotel stays are always made better by the little perks. Little things like free soap, clean towels, and those plush terrycloth robes make residing in a place, far from home, even better. When you realize that you have free cable and that you can order up free continental breakfast, it gets even better. But what if you could order up even more comforts? What if some busty bellhop showed up to turn down your bed and turn out your cock head, too? Wouldn't that be marvelous? Room service would take on a whole other meaning, right? Well Summer shows this guy exactly how intent she is on making his stay a pleasant one when she wraps her globes around his loaded gun. She draws all the sauce she can from his nuts and then leaves, so as not to disturb his rest. The only question left is, will she leave a mint on his pillow afterwards?
When you meet a chick with big tits and you ask her out on a date and she replies, "I don't really want to go out. I kind of want to stay in and just hang out," this is code for, "Get me naked and fuck my tits." We know it doesn't sound like that, but trust us, we're experts. This is a perfect opportunity to suggest a little game of poker. What kind of poker? Strip poker, of course. (Instead of Texas Hold 'Em, you can play Tits, Hold 'Em.) If she doesn't know how to play, you can always teach her. (Chicks love to learn and love guys who want to teach.) In the end it's a win-win for everyone. She gets some quality time with you and you get to stick your dick in between her pair. Don't believe us? Just take a look at Sara Jay getting her tits pounded and coated. This started off as an innocent game of poker and ended up a serious game of poke her.
If you press play and then close your eyes, you will hear the sweetest-sounding voice saying all sorts of sexy things like, "You want to touch my tits?" and "I'm going to milk your big cock," and that will make you smile. If you open your eyes, you will see pretty Asian Kianna Dior, gyrating and touching her huge tits and encouraging you to jerk it. And that will be so hot, you will smile and stroke. And then, right before your eyes, you will see a serious transformation. Kianna will go from being cute to being one of the horniest, nastiest, most hardcore pornstars ever. Her never-ending stream of dirty talk and spit is only trumped by her ability to abuse a cock and balls just enough that it will hurt so good. Watch as she smacks this cock around and slaps these balls until they give her what she wants: A healthy dose of nut spray all over her love globes.
Kristi Klenot has an ear for music and a set of tits for cock. That's why when this piano tuner comes over and starts tickling the ivories, she immediately tickles his cock with her hands and mams. You see, she is just as passionate about milking dicks as she is about music. Watch as she goes from passive listener to straddling this guy right on the piano bench. It looks like he might have started out just wanting to tune this piano but in the end, Kristi tuned his organ, instead. (We doubt he minded either.)
Some people will tell you that they went to the champagne room in a strip club with a hot girl and that they scored a piece of pussy for a reasonable price. We think that maybe that might have happened. But it doesn't happen all the time. Others will tell you that they went into the VIP and tried to score some pussy and got tossed out on their asses. We think that happens more often than not. We are here to tell you what probably happens in the champagne room on the regular. You spot a hot girl like Summer and she's dancing, swaying those jugs around like a couple of pom-poms. You pull out some cash and give her what we like to call a, "dance donation," for her tit-swaying prowess. This convinces her to unveil said tits and mash 'em on your face and crotch. This leads you to give her another dance donation. Whilst giving her your hard earned bucks for making you hard, she catches a glimpse of your wad o' cash and tells you that she will take you to the VIP room for that wad o' cash. What do you get in return? Well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that you like tits. Summer has probably had that figured out since you gave her the first tit-swaying dance donation. So, she whips your dick out, whips her tits out and connects the two in a furious pumping and mashing experience that we like to call a tit-and-tug-aganza! Her talented tatas blow your wad, she takes your wad o' cash, she wipes off your baby batter, exits stage left not a hair out of place and lives to dance another day. That sounds like it could happen, right? Like it does happen, right? Much more than your buddy's tall tale of banging a stripper like a jackhammer in the VIP, right? Yeah, we think so, too. That's why we like the tits-and-tug job so much. It's like the fast-food version of a good time. You get in, get off and get out...in that order.
