Update: 2012/5/9 23:30:00 (Update)
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You can take the hooker off the streets but you can't take the streets outta the hooker. That's why when Savannah goes on this interview, she ends up fucking and sucking her potential boss. Why? Because this sly dog recognizes her from her street-walker days and asks her for a little knob-slobbing for old time's sake. (When you have been thoroughly fucked by Savannah Jane, you don't forget.) How can Savannah refuse? After all, this is an interview and she does have to demonstrate her skills, right? She might not be great at shorthand, but her deep-throat skills are A+. So does she get hired? Who knows? But we are sure that this guy enjoyed spraying her down with some of his cumpany benefits.
When you gotta make money, you gotta make money. That means you gotta employ all the skills that you can to make sure that you can get some bread and earn some sort of paycheck. Poor Jana can't type, so an office job is out of the question for her. She can't serve, so working as a waitress is not gonna happen. But surely there must be something that a woman with these two large assets on her chest can do, right? And that's when Jana has a Eureka! moment. She can use her pussy and tits to plow cock throughout the countryside. But wait...she doesn't have an apartment or enough money to rent a hotel room. No worries, as she is resourceful. If she is going to strip down to her natural state and fuck, she might as well do it outside in nature, right? Besides, her Johns are so excited over the sight of her huge tits that they don't mind getting a little ass in the grass.
If you travel, you know how taxing it can be to get off a flight in a strange place, shuffle through the airport, find your luggage, get transportation, and finally make your way to your hotel. It can be downright exhausting. And when you get to your hotel room and settle in, chances are you will be bored in about 8.5 seconds. That's why there is a great thing called room service. Room service is great because it provides instant satisfaction for you. Want a burger? Call room service and they will bring it to you. Want some extra towels? Room service has you covered. But what about your other, baser needs? Can room service bring you some chesty nookie, too? It can at this hotel. Just one phone call and a big tit hooker will come to your room and service your dick! Now that's what we call five-star service. Watch as horny street slut, Terry Nova, makes her way to this lonely traveler's room to make him feel at home in her pussy. You gotta love those hookers, servicing you with a smile!
Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That's right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It's like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It's the humanitarian thing to do.
Alexis is a big-titted hooker. She is a really good hooker. She is like the Bruce Lee of hookers. The kind of ho that you know really loves her job. The kind of ho that gives it her all. She is the kind of hooker who will blow you, fuck you, let you stick some of your body parts in her ass and then she will eat your cum. Alexis is the kind of hooker all hookers should aspire to be. Watch her be all that she can be on this guy's rod. She picks him up in the street and then takes his meat to go, leading him to the Jacuzzi room in a rent-by-the-hour hotel. Here, in the comfort of this seedy hotel room, she works his junk like a seasoned pro, and she works her crisp British accent, too, which is very fucking hot! So you're probably wondering where all the big-titted, British cock-rockers are hanging out in your area, right? You'll just have to find the right corner, buddy.
Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let's face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit experience better, what if we suggested that you get to bone a busty, anal-loving whore the minute you got off the subway? What if you could get off, and then, get off in a tight asshole right after? Sounds plenty good, huh? Well, while we can't promise that this will become implemented in subways all over the USA, what we can say is that it happens, so have faith. You check out this hooker getting porked in an empty subway terminal and we will start working on recruiting more working girls to give up their ass tunnels in the subway tunnels. Enjoy!
It should be obvious by now that chicks like dudes with money, man. They gravitate to big wallets... well... like you gravitate to big tits. When a chick sees a guy who has enough dough to keep her in a comfortable fashion she gets the equivalent of a boner. And that chick boner will lead her to give up anything and everything to be a rich dude's main squeeze. For example, our big-boobed gal here, Summer Sinn, is not very interested in this average Joe until she realizes that he has the big bucks. Then she is willing to bend over backwards to accommodate his needs. They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas and in this case, what happens in Vegas is that Summer fucks and sucks this guy until he blows his wad on her tits. The lessons we learn here is ALWAYS bet on stacked, because big titted bitches will always put out for dough and that money can't buy you happiness, but it will buy you a big-tit hooker, and that is almost as good.
Some people take long walks in the park. Some people go and play sports in the park. Some people even go to the park and just sit and enjoy the scenery and the weather. But not this guy. This guy goes to the park to fuck. And who can blame him? When you get a chance at sinking your spear into a snatch as sweet as Brandy's, how can you refuse? Granted, this guy paid for this pussy, but who is keeping score? Just the fact that he wants to forgo tiptoeing through the tulips and get straight to busting his nut on a park bench shows that this guy enjoyed his purchase and wanted to get as much use out of it as possible. We say, get your money's worth, kiddo.
Times are hard, man! Everyone is getting laid off and so, business women like Amber here are looking to get laid and get paid. It's a classic scenario of a chick using what she's got to get what she needs. She is efficient, going from her day job gear right into her night-time streetwalker duds on the side of the road. And she doesn't waste any time, either. She finds a John A.S.A.P and gets to work sucking and fucking. You'd imagine that she'd be tired from working all day, but she even takes this stud home with her to finish the job! That's what we call ho overtime! Now she might not be making millions, but she is stimulating this dude's package and she is cuntributing to the economy, right?
We don't know about you, but we love it when we find something on sale or for a bargain. Like how, when you go to the hardware store to buy a box of nails and they might have a sign out that says, "Buy One, Get One Free." Don't you love that? Well, imagine that you set out to get yourself some pussy and when you are about to make your purchase, said pussy tells you that you can get a whole other pussy with this deal for the same price. Sounds like a bargain, right? Twice the blow jobs, twice the pussy, and four titties instead of just two, all for the same low price. It's a deal too good to beat. Or, it's a deal too good not to beat your meat.
