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When you gotta make money, you gotta make money. That means you gotta employ all the skills that you can to make sure that you can get some bread and earn some sort of paycheck. Poor Jana can't type, so an office job is out of the question for her. She can't serve, so working as a waitress is not gonna happen. But surely there must be something that a woman with these two large assets on her chest can do, right? And that's when Jana has a Eureka! moment. She can use her pussy and tits to plow cock throughout the countryside. But wait...she doesn't have an apartment or enough money to rent a hotel room. No worries, as she is resourceful. If she is going to strip down to her natural state and fuck, she might as well do it outside in nature, right? Besides, her Johns are so excited over the sight of her huge tits that they don't mind getting a little ass in the grass.
Kali is a hooker with a heart of gold. She spends her time picking up Johns behind a busy mall during the holidays and fucking them for dough that she donates to an orphanage. She is a philanthropic whore of sorts, she uses her pussy for the good of all mankind. She fucks the rich and gives her hard-on earned cash to the poor. Okay, we lied. She doesn't fuck and give away her cash. There are no orphans benefiting from her oral. She is just a hooker who works cock to make a living. We are sorry we tried to pass her off as some do-gooder, when all she is, is a good pussy to do. But you know what? Maybe she doesn't have a heart of gold, but Kali is a hooker and her boots are gold. And she keeps them on when she fucks. That's got to count for something, right? Yeah, we thought so, too.
Some hookers are out on the avenue because they need the dough. Some hookers are out on the corner because they have some pimp at home they are supporting. And some hookers, like frisky pussy dealer Savannah Jane, pound that pavement because they just like the cock. Is it that hard to believe that there are some women who are so good at sex and enjoy smokin' pole so much that they are willing to make a living selling sex? It shouldn't be. One look at this stacked honey, in her leopard getup' and you know...this bitch loves cock. She may not say much, but her actions speak louder than words. One jiggle of her sweet ass and one moan as she gets slammed and it's clear...Savannah was born to work the dick for cash. So, takin' this guy's dick and load is practically her destiny.
Medical care costs big bucks and sometimes, depending on your line of work, you might not get worker's compensation if you are injured on the job. This is especially true for some of the hardest workers, or rather, hard-on workers otherwise known as big-tit hookers. These gals pound the pavement and cocks with all they got and they need a little TLC from a doctor every now and then. But how to pay those high medical costs? The same way that these hookers pay for everything else...with their pussies.
Watch as Dylan Ryder gets a check-up and a dick-down all in one appointment. Hooker pussy: Accepted everywhere.
Ever get that feeling, like you're never going to find Mrs. Right? Like, that wonderful lady you are supposed to ride off into the sunset with is never going to show up? Like you are never going to be able to say, "You complete me," to some amazing woman, and mean it? Well, hate to bust your bubble, friend, but chances are, you are right. Ms. Right is probably not coming your way. But here is a consolation prize...Ms. Right Now. You see, Ms. Right Now is just around the corner. Actually, she is ON the corner. Ms. Right Now is a modified version of Ms. Right and she comes with lots of perks, and that includes HUGE perky titties, too. You can tell Ms. Right Now to suck your dick, to lick your sack and to gobble up your nutritious load, and you know what? She will. And you don't have to spend a whole paycheck on a ring, either. Because Ms. Right Now is yours with only a small, one-time payment. So why waste your time on daydreams? Stop thinking about the what if's and start thinking about huge tits. Go out and find your Ms. Right Now...she is on a corner near you.
Some people take long walks in the park. Some people go and play sports in the park. Some people even go to the park and just sit and enjoy the scenery and the weather. But not this guy. This guy goes to the park to fuck. And who can blame him? When you get a chance at sinking your spear into a snatch as sweet as Brandy's, how can you refuse? Granted, this guy paid for this pussy, but who is keeping score? Just the fact that he wants to forgo tiptoeing through the tulips and get straight to busting his nut on a park bench shows that this guy enjoyed his purchase and wanted to get as much use out of it as possible. We say, get your money's worth, kiddo.
We don't know about you, but we love it when we find something on sale or for a bargain. Like how, when you go to the hardware store to buy a box of nails and they might have a sign out that says, "Buy One, Get One Free." Don't you love that? Well, imagine that you set out to get yourself some pussy and when you are about to make your purchase, said pussy tells you that you can get a whole other pussy with this deal for the same price. Sounds like a bargain, right? Twice the blow jobs, twice the pussy, and four titties instead of just two, all for the same low price. It's a deal too good to beat. Or, it's a deal too good not to beat your meat.
Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let's face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit experience better, what if we suggested that you get to bone a busty, anal-loving whore the minute you got off the subway? What if you could get off, and then, get off in a tight asshole right after? Sounds plenty good, huh? Well, while we can't promise that this will become implemented in subways all over the USA, what we can say is that it happens, so have faith. You check out this hooker getting porked in an empty subway terminal and we will start working on recruiting more working girls to give up their ass tunnels in the subway tunnels. Enjoy!
Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That's right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It's like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It's the humanitarian thing to do.
In the year 2060, you will no longer have to go out on the hunt for tits and cunt. Why? Because in the year 2060, the hookers come and find you. Isn't that nice? So imagine you are minding your own business and you suddenly have the urge for a sloppy blowjob and some experienced poontang. All you have to do is put out the alert and the hooker closest to you will come and lay it down. It's kind of like when you need a plumber or a handyman and you call one in for a service call, except a hooker of the future will service your cock. Watch Carly, a pretty blonde hooker, fuck and suck this guy like it's no big deal. We can't wait until the day this fantasy becomes reality. It's a nice thing to imagine when thinking about the future. Puts a spin on the idea of cumming attractions.
