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Big-titted, blonde country girl Carly Parker looks kinda like the girl next door--a slutty version of the girl next door--as she gets a nice, summer picnic ready for you. What's on the menu? Food. Wine. Carly's tight ass, which seems to be on the menu every time she has sex. The thing is, we hope you ate before this picnic because there's not gonna be a lot of eating going on. There is gonna be a lot of fucking and sucking, though. Carly eats your dick. She lets you fuck her pussy. And, for the main course, she lets you drive your hard salami into her ass-pipe. Oh, we didn't tell you that salami was on the menu, did we? Well, it is. Your salami, so make it good. "I love it in my ass," said Carly, who was a college student at Florida State University when she decided to become a porn star. One day, she's going to be a nurse, she hopes. We say she's already doing a great job nursing our cocks into shape.
Holly Halston is known for two things: Big tits and great fucking. In fact, she is one of the reigning queens of big-tit fuckery because of her commitment to getting the job done right. She knows all the ins and outs of how to rock a cock with her huge jugs. So it's only natural that this diva be the one to show you how to pleasure her tits while slamming your rod between them. That's right, Holly wants to teach you a fucking lesson...as in a lesson on how she likes to be fucked, of course. Do you have an apple of the teacher? That's great because she wants to give you her cantaloupes. And with a little HARD work and some extra one-on-one time with Holly, you could just go to the head of the class...or ram your head in her ass. Either way, it's a win-win situation. So sit back and soak it all in, buddy, because she is about to teach you how to soak her tits in nut-juice.
Ever been on a blind date before? Wait, let's rephrase that. Ever been on a set-up type of date where you wish you were blind? Come on, you know what we're talking about. You get fixed-up with a chick, either by your cruel friends or some dating service or website and you go to pick your potential love match up and she looks more like Chewbacca than a chesty dream-cum-true? Well, here's a story that may give you some hope. When Eric shows up at Candace's house he expects a real monster, but what he gets is a horny looker with huge mocha mams. Before he can thank his lucky stars that he doesn't have to sit across from some nasty skank at dinner, Candace lets him know her plans for their first date. She cuts right to the chase and lets him know that they can fuck now and leave the preliminaries like dinner and convo for later. Then she takes him inside and mouth fucks him and then hops on his package, spewing enough dirty talk to coax the cum out of any dick within seconds. Eric's cock doesn't stand a chance. He blows his load all over her and that's cool with Candace because that is what she wanted in the first place. We don't know about you, but that sounds like a match made in heaven to us.
When Kali tries on tight tops it's kind of difficult for her to stuff her huge hoots into them. She tries, though. But in the end, she can't contain them and they bust right out of their constrictive prison. She uses the fact that she is topless to her advantage and decides to give her man a sloppy tit fucking. But all that titty fucking doesn't satisfy her fuck lust, so she hops on his cock and rides it, hard. Trying on tight tops is forgotten once this guy tries Kali's tight pussy on his dick. The lesson learned here is that less is more, meaning, the less clothes that Kali has on, the more dick she can get. We think that for all big-titted chicks, that is pretty much a rule to live by.
What's better than big tits? Foreign big tits, of course! Meet Jana, a Czech sex kitten who likes to ride stiff ones and lay her F-cup titans on the men who grovel in her wake. And she talks dirty in Czech, too, which is a turn-on because who doesn't have a fantasy of fucking a busty foreigner? Besides, even if she doesn't speak English, Jana speaks the international language of super-freak and everyone understands that, right? Shot on location in Hungary, this set puts Jana's two best assets forward: Her huge tits and her ability to beat some meat.
Sometimes you break the law and sometimes it is the job of the law to break you. And that means that you might be on probation for a while. You know about probation. You can't do anything fun and all of a sudden you are wearing a new piece of ankle jewelry that makes it difficult to go where you want, when you want. And if you are unfortunate enough to be on probation, then you will have a Parole Officer. Now, a P.O. can make your life hell. They want you to pee in tiny cups and they break your balls about anything you're doing, thinking about doing or want to do. But imagine if you will, that your P.O. was a hot chick with big tits. That when she showed up, it meant that she wanted a sample, not of your urine, but of your sperm. Then it's not so bad, eh? Now we won't lie to you and tell you that June Summers makes a great P.O., but we will say that when she says she is here to "Bust You" that means she is gonna milk your dong with her big titties. If that's the case then just put your hands up and surrender.
If you think all I.T. managers are plain, techy nerds, you're wrong.
Just take a look at computer repairwoman Jolie Rain. Those titties sure don't look nerdy to us. And from what she's told us, they don't look too nerdy to her clients either. Her phone is ringing off the hook with guys needing computer help. But really, they just want to ogle her body and daydream about fucking her. They even stoop as low as to unplug their computer and pretend as if it's broken. Can you blame them? Even with her glasses and PC know-how Jolie is one hell of a sexpot.
"Sometimes I get turned on knowing that a client is checking me out. So I'll unbutton my shirt a little to make him squirm a little more. And sometimes, if I'm feeling hot enough, I'll bend over, pull down my pants and underwear, and tell him to give it to me from behind." No wonder Jolie has such a high customer retention rate!
In this scene two things happen that are noteworthy and so we'll mention them up front. The first is that busty Brit sexsation, Alexis Silver, plays a private eye. This is actually pretty funny because when you think about someone being a private investigator, you think about stealth and anonymity and with her huge tits practically popping out of her dress, Alexis is not the model for being inconspicuous. The next thing that happens is that Alexis gets naked, sucks cock and then takes this guy's meat up her ass right on her desk. The reason that we point this out is because we thought it would be a perfect opportunity to say that she takes her job so seriously that she let this guy tail her on the job. Get it? Regardless, there is nothing better than watching Alexis work this guy's dick because she loves cock so she really puts a lot of gusto into her BJ's and giving up the pussy. So kudos to you, Alexis. You may not understand anything about a crime scene, but you sure do know how to identify and tag a stiff one when you see one.
There's nothing but clear skies and sunny days ahead if you take cutie Sarah Sunshine out for a picnic. This bright and cheerful jugg-tastic chick knows how to plan a spread and coincidentally, she is good at spreading, too. She shows up in these tiny jean shorts and little halter top looking like a sexy mix of both girl-next-door Maryanne and redheaded sex bomb Ginger from Gilligan's Island. What's in her basket? Lots of edible goodies that you can share and eat together and she is not above playing with her food, either. She wants to eat some grapes, sure, but she also wants to gobble up your cock! And while she wants you to hand feed her fruits, she also wants to make sure you are getting enough to eat, so she also smears brownies on her tatas for dessert. So eat off of her rack before you skeet all over her twins. And Sarah makes haste, not waste so after you cum on her, she licks all that chocolate and spunk off of her boobs because she knows all about the nutrients in sperm. So the lesson of the day is: Take Sarah on a picnic and she will take you for the ride of your life!
Gardening is hard work. There's lots of bending over, pulling, hoeing, sweating and grunting involved. You need to know that because you should encourage all the busty women in your lives to take up gardening immediately. Why? Because if they are anything like Rachel Love and use this gardening hose like she does, then every day spent gardening would end with a bang! Did we mention that Rachel is busty, blonde and gardens in panties, tight t-shirts and heels? Did we also mention that she gets soaking wet and then sucks cock, titty-fucks, and rides and then gets coated in cum? Well, she does. Who knew that yard work could turn out to be so fucking hot? We don't know about you, but we'd like to fire our lawn service guys and hire Rachel to take over their duties. Mostly because although she probably wouldn't do as great a job as our regular guys do, we'd like to see her naked on a riding mower in the middle of the day.
