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The idea here is that you're a painter and Candy is your model. Your art, of course, is your obsession. You devote every waking minute to thinking about it, talking about it and doing it. Nothing can distract you. Or so you thought. The agency sent over a new figure model. She has big tits and blowjob lips. Her name is Candy. Candy Manson. And, yes, although your art is your life, when she gets on all fours and wiggles her naked ass in the air, you could swear that she's offering it to you. So, you face the facts: art or fucking. Chicks to draw? They're a dime a dozen. Babes like Candy to fuck? They don't come around too often. So you drop your paintbrush and get busy with the real work of the afternoon: Groping the model's tits and spreading her ass. Fucking her tight pussy in a variety of positions, some of them even artistic. But then comes the real artistic question: Should you use your cum to paint her face or her tits. Hey, you're a boob man. Easy question.
There is probably one thing that you and the opposite sex have in common, and that one thing is Desperate Housewives. The only thing is that chicks like to watch a show about these lonely, horny bitches and we like to fuck the shit out of them when their husbands are at work. Trust us when we say, these lonely and lusting broads get so worked up that they will jump anything with a hard-on, if they get the chance. And no one knows this more than the blue-collar service guy. That's right: The Maytag guy is tagging more asses than you and us combined, man. When a desperate housewife opens her door for a service call, chances are that she will soon be opening her legs for a little servicing, too. Watch as Amber, a lonely lady all cooped up in a glitzy high rise, goes gaga for the window washer and decides to lure him in by putting her jugs on the glass. You'll want to grab a squeegee and start a new profession when you see her work his cock to a streak-free shine.
If you think all I.T. managers are plain, techy nerds, you're wrong.
Just take a look at computer repairwoman Jolie Rain. Those titties sure don't look nerdy to us. And from what she's told us, they don't look too nerdy to her clients either. Her phone is ringing off the hook with guys needing computer help. But really, they just want to ogle her body and daydream about fucking her. They even stoop as low as to unplug their computer and pretend as if it's broken. Can you blame them? Even with her glasses and PC know-how Jolie is one hell of a sexpot.
"Sometimes I get turned on knowing that a client is checking me out. So I'll unbutton my shirt a little to make him squirm a little more. And sometimes, if I'm feeling hot enough, I'll bend over, pull down my pants and underwear, and tell him to give it to me from behind." No wonder Jolie has such a high customer retention rate!
When Kali tries on tight tops it's kind of difficult for her to stuff her huge hoots into them. She tries, though. But in the end, she can't contain them and they bust right out of their constrictive prison. She uses the fact that she is topless to her advantage and decides to give her man a sloppy tit fucking. But all that titty fucking doesn't satisfy her fuck lust, so she hops on his cock and rides it, hard. Trying on tight tops is forgotten once this guy tries Kali's tight pussy on his dick. The lesson learned here is that less is more, meaning, the less clothes that Kali has on, the more dick she can get. We think that for all big-titted chicks, that is pretty much a rule to live by.
What's the fastest way to get a dirty girl wet and horny? Give her a sponge and tell her to wash your car. Nothing excites a horny bitch more than a long hose and the idea that she might just get naked right out in the open. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Just to prove a point, we gave Mocha-Titted sweetie, Soleil, a bucket full of suds and pointed her in the direction of this dirty car. Within minutes, she was scrubbing and sweating up a storm in the warm weather. When she said it was hot, we conveniently suggested that she hose down. And boy did she. She got soaking wet within seconds and kept on scrubbing that fine automobile until it sparkled. Then, without so much as a second thought, she whipped her heavy cans right out of her bikini top and let them soak up the sunshine. And since those sweet sucklers where out in the open already, she even put her jugs on the glass for that extra squeaky-freaky clean. Did the owner of the car mind that Soleil was rubbing her naughty bits all over his mode of transportation? Not at all! Because as soon as she was done wiping his car down to a fine shine, she used her tits, mouth and pussy to shine that cock up, too. You better believe that he waxed that ass!
Here's a little 411 on chicks: They hate on each other with such a vengeance that it will make your head spin. It's an innate thing, man. If a bunch of chicks are in a room and a new, hotter chick joins the crowd, those bitches will talk shit and attack her with all their petty, jealous ammo. Don't believe us? Well, poor Dylan here was at a club minding her business and looking fine in this tit-hugging number when all of a sudden a chick next to her at the bar deliberately knocks a drink down the front of her shirt. Yeah, we said it. Deliberately. Why? Because she was mad that Dylan was getting all the attention from the boob hounds at the bar. Not to worry because Dylan might have gotten all wet, but a helpful patron steps in to rescue her and takes her to his house so she can get out of those wet clothes and onto his cock. And boy does she work his cock. She uses all her resources. She mouths that cock. She titty-fucks that cock. She even jacks it for a while. And then, she lowers her gushy pussy onto it and rides it until it explodes. Way to turn a bad situation into an opportunity to get some, Dylan.
Sometimes you break the law and sometimes it is the job of the law to break you. And that means that you might be on probation for a while. You know about probation. You can't do anything fun and all of a sudden you are wearing a new piece of ankle jewelry that makes it difficult to go where you want, when you want. And if you are unfortunate enough to be on probation, then you will have a Parole Officer. Now, a P.O. can make your life hell. They want you to pee in tiny cups and they break your balls about anything you're doing, thinking about doing or want to do. But imagine if you will, that your P.O. was a hot chick with big tits. That when she showed up, it meant that she wanted a sample, not of your urine, but of your sperm. Then it's not so bad, eh? Now we won't lie to you and tell you that June Summers makes a great P.O., but we will say that when she says she is here to "Bust You" that means she is gonna milk your dong with her big titties. If that's the case then just put your hands up and surrender.
Sometimes hot chicks are bitches. They are consumed by their hotness and their knowledge that they can be as bitchy, high-maintenance and demanding as they want to be because they are, well, hot. We know plenty of guys who can overlook an annoying woman if her smokin' bod and sexy face outweigh her ability to grate on the nerves. But every now and again there is a glitch in the hot-girl gene pool and you get a girl like Brandy Talore. Brandy is hot AND a real, genuine sweetie. She is the kind of girl who will make you lemonade on a hot day AND fuck you. Or rather, she will offer up her bounteous jugs and her sweet snatch and tell you to fuck her. So take our advice, if you come across a juggtastic chick and she just so happens to be a nice girl, hold on to her. Chicks like this are a dying breed.
What's better than big tits? Foreign big tits, of course! Meet Jana, a Czech sex kitten who likes to ride stiff ones and lay her F-cup titans on the men who grovel in her wake. And she talks dirty in Czech, too, which is a turn-on because who doesn't have a fantasy of fucking a busty foreigner? Besides, even if she doesn't speak English, Jana speaks the international language of super-freak and everyone understands that, right? Shot on location in Hungary, this set puts Jana's two best assets forward: Her huge tits and her ability to beat some meat.
This ones for our troops. The guys (and the gals who like gals) overseas, sacrificing for the good of us all. June Summers wants to show her appreciation for all that you do, so this big-boobed cutie is going to get your little soldier at attention and then she is going to suck it until you give her some of your most-honorable discharge. Then she is going to salute your meat with her huge rack and give you a hero's welcome into her tight snatch. She may not be able to suck and fuck her way through all of the troops, but dammit, she is going to try her hardest anyway.
